Lucinda Fulton is a fifth grade teacher at Rochover Elementary School thirty minutes west of Scranton, Pennsylvania. She is a flaming commie-liberal twit who never misses any opportunity to bad-mouth America. She will only support destructive polices. She likes her pink slacks and rainbow sweater. Some say she has an image of Pillory Flinton tattooed on her tummy, and a life size autographed photo of Boris Pilos in her den at home.

Despite the foulness of her soul, Lucinda is attractive, confident, and has a good deal of superficial charm. The kids like her and laugh at her sometimes nutty behavior. Ever since Roswell Benedict was elected, she has maintained a running joke about him as an ignorant racist who lives somewhere in a shack with an attached outhouse, which she refers to as his chamber of profound study.

October 31, 2029

For Halloween, Lucinda is dressed like a 1920s gun moll, quite fetching for a twit. She is at the blackboard and has sketched a fairly good likeness of President Benedict.

“Kids, this man, Benny Dick-Head, as I call him, is a racist enemy of our country. He was only elected because Russia computer-hacked into the United States voting results. Watch me. All good Americans want to do this.”

She pulls out the big water pistol tucked under her belt, crouches forward, and squirts at the image again and again,

“Bang, bang, pow, bang, bang!”

The image finally dissipates and runs down into the eraser trough.

The kids are laughing as Ted walks into the classroom wearing a black hooded robe with a skeleton face mask.

Thinking that Ted is the principal Theodore Warner, Lucinda says,

“Just a little lesson in Democracy, Ted.”

Mildly surprised, the Reaper thinks to himself,

“Where did she get my name?… probably another strange coincidence.”

Then he speaks aloud,

“Kids, President Benedict is an inspired Libertarian leader with a workable plan that will result in prosperity and peace for America. He is not an enemy. This teacher, and those like her, are liars and the worst enemies America has ever had. When you get home, please visit Libertarian Nationalist News on the Internet. Listen to truthful journalists for a change and you’ll soon understand what I’m talking about.”

Lucinda realizes that the robed figure is most certainly not Principal Warner,

“Who in Hell are you, and what are you doing in my classroom?”

Ted draws the Walther TPH, and addresses both Lucinda and the kids,

“I am just a simple liberty loving patriot.”

Then,

“”Kids, all good Americans want to do this.”

Ted shoots Lucinda between the eyes, and walks briskly away. At the door he turns to the class and says,

“Kids, avoid drugs. Read instead. Seek only truth. Opinions will find you. G’day Mates.”