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March
12, 2022 What
a splendid day for a picnic in the countryside near Brussels. Fourteen top EU functionaries and their companions are enjoying
a fine picnic of roast duckling and Sparkling Burgundy. Each couple has brought a big blanket to sit on in the woods. Eight
big while Wehrwolves are stealing silently through the woods, and now come bounding out of the trees. When they reach the
enemy, each suddenly rises to stand upon his hind legs. The picnickers are confounded by what they see and are speechless. The
Wehrwolves have large humanlike hands which they knuckle under when going on all fours. With a powerful swipe from their long
claws they usually rip off an enemy’s face, but some just tear out the jugular. Each of these fellows slays the EU man,
or two, nearest to him, while the women either scream or faint. One of the women
produces a pistol from her purse, and only for this reason, must be quickly slain along with the men. It’s too bad about the blood stains on all those nice blankets, but with today’s laundry detergents and some well-directed action, they can probably be saved. At this time, many of the victims of the EU are badly in need of blankets and other life sustenance, since many have been deprived of their homes. |
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