November 14, 2022

Six of the top EU leaders are foolishly taking a single stretch limousine to a private meeting outside Brussels today. The infamous crew consists of Yod Trasher, Ronald Ivory, Frank Timberlands, Marlin Lipchitz, Dario Braggi, and Fredosa Mohairius, a veritable rogue’s gallery of Globalist foulness and degeneracy.

9:22 A.M.

With binoculars from a high window, Kahl watches the target leave EU Headquarters. He phones Berghofer waiting en route on a back country road with a fine new heat seeking Law’s Rocket at the ready. It was just a lucky break that Berghofer found out about this impromptu meeting last night.

10:03

Along comes the limousine. The EU leaders ate listening to a recorded preliminary briefing.

Just as Berghofer fires the rocket, out of a side street comes a hot running motorcycle carrying a young African man right into the path of the rocket. The motorcycle blows up in a huge ball of flame. The limousine swerves in reaction to the impact, and smashes into high stone wall.  Nobody inside is hurt. The passengers are just starting to get out, as Berghofer loads the spare rocket, and finishes this excellent work with a second ball of fire.