For several months, a group of seventy-six Scottish patriots and their ladies have been abducting male Globalist pedophiles for the purpose of retribution via cruel sport. They take the naked Globalist and cuff his hands behind him, using eighteen inches of chain for his foot shackles. Then they put the poor fellow into a large turkey wire pen with a big, aggressive, very angry goose.  We all know that a goose will attack human genitalia in this situation. This is, of course, how the term “goosing” came into the English language.

October 14, 2022

For today’s amusement there are three Globalists. The first, Jared Sandel, at thirty six years of age, has the genital development of a normal five year old boy. He looks very afraid and ashamed as he is led on a chain into the arena by a busty Scottish lass, who at the last minute whirls around with a radiant smile, and pokes hard at Jared’s tiny wiener with a sharp stick. He gasps in reply.

One male spectator shouts out,

“Look, he suffers from penis wee-ness.”

Everyone laughs.

Now enters the goose, actually an oversized Canadian gander. He is very confident and bossy looking. He stares hard and angrily at Jared, raises his wings slightly, thrusts out his long neck, and honks loudly. Jared’s fear and shame now increase as his bowels release. He begins to cry.

The gander struts over, looks Jared up and down, then without hesitation goes right after the poor man’s nuts. Jared, pulls in his stomach as if in curtsy, screaming in agony.  Some of the spectators stare in mute wonder, but most guffaw and snicker belligerently.

Jared is now broken and whimpering. The master of ceremonies, a tall Scottish warrior, enters the pen, places a rope with noose around Jared’s neck and says,

“Well, you damned rotter, you won’t be sodomizing and murdering any more of our children now, will you?”

then hoists the pedophile off his feet. Jared kicks and strangles as they start to bring in the next child rapist.

Suddenly shots are fired. Berghofer and his unit, garbed in local Scottish type clothing, walk into the area near the pen. Berghofer says,

“Please have no fear. We only want to talk. I and my men are German Nationalists, and hate the Globalists every bit as much as you do, but there is no chivalry in this unnecessary cruelty. Here is how to deal with pedophiles.”

He walks over to the two waiting Globalists pulls out his Walther PPK and shoots them both in the head. The crowd murmurs. Berghofer continues,

“I know you are disappointed by what I just did, but as Libertarian Nationalists, we are justly concerned that our movement will be tainted with discredit if we are seen as enjoying too much the pain of our enemies in our removal of them from the human equation. It is the uniquely human quality of empathy which distinguishes us from this vile enemy.

“Please forgive our intrusion here in your beautiful country, and let us leave you in peace with a simple comparison of Globalists to disease infested rats. For the sake of civilization we need to kill as many of them as we can, but not debase ourselves, or waste time, making them suffer. If any of you had a son or brother who went wrong at the university and came away as a Globalist pedophile, you might want justice, but would you want to see him end his life as the victim of a gander in this way?”